An Ode To Athaism
Saturday, February 10th, 2007"Athaism 101"
- Athalia doesn’t write, she glances and the words assemble itself out of sheer terror.
- Lengthy summer holiday can be boring. Seeking for amusement, Athalia decided to invade Poland…you know, just for fun.
- Contrary to popular belief, Athalia doesn’t go around violently threatening people into carrying out her will; she just stared.
- A director once wanted to cast Athalia for his holocaust-based movie. Upon further reflection, the plan was cancelled out of concern for the movie turning into a documentary.
- Athalia’s breakfast consists of a simple cup of tea with 97% essence of pain.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Athalia was cold, so she pulled the sun closer.
- Athalia can set beetles on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Annoyed that she couldn’t find her missing lip-gloss, Athalia once liquefied the kidneys of people around her with longer-than-a-quarter-second stares.
- Athalia doesn’t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
- The flood didn’t just happen. Athalia accidentally stared too long at the glaciers on the Antarctic. She was admiring the view of the Earth from Mars.
*peace out, sis!*
